I love you Jennifer!

September 15, 2008 by Patrick M ·
Filed under: Entertainment, Arts & Culture

Actress Jennifer Hudson poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008. (Xinhua/Reuters)

The one and only! Jennifer Hudson poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008. (Xinhua/Reuters)

I fell in love with Jennifer Hudson when I first saw her on American Idol. I have since been saving up to marry her- goodness knows what the lobola will be like.

However, I have learnt that she just got engaged to David Otunga. Arrrrrrggghh!!!! No! Jen! How about me!

I know I hadn’t told you but I am telling you now. I am a great Zimbabwean guy who will take care of you better than any David ever can.

I have been saving- in US dollars- to give you the time of your life girl. Were it not for the harsh economic conditions that I have had to endure I would have saved enough by now, but you know the deal. It’s been tough- but that hasn’t stopped me.

Ok, I hear Otunga got down on one knee at your 27th birthday party, but that’s nothing compared to what I have in store as a proposal and even less to what the rest of your life will be. I am smitten with you Jen. I cannot think of anything else. Wait a bit longer. I almost have enough money. I am coming for you.

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