Can the media stop prostitution?

Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness-Leviticus 19:29

I don’t think it is news to any Zimbabwean that the crisis that has engulfed our nation has seen a rise in prostitution. Yet the media seems to think it should be news. Time and time again, the pages of the few remaining papers will have some account of these women who feel they have no choice but to sell their bodies. We are told how they are afraid of AIDS, but fear the imminent death from hunger even more. Then, of course, the papers find something else to fill their pages with.

Yes, I am coming down on our media! It is deplorable, this morbid fascination with a social evil and the victims of it that makes little effort to illicit at least our sympathy let alone motivate us to want to do something about it. Interviews with a couple of prostitutes, a generous supply of directions for those who don’t know where they can procure the services of these women and how much it will cost and a statement from a pastor nobody has ever heard of only leaves me wondering what the aim in printing such a story was. Read more

Creative mathematics- easy expansion

October 24, 2008 by Caleb Hamandishe · 3 Comments
Filed under: Joking around 

I scanned your high school Maths & Physics exam answer sheets for your safe keeping.
Here’s the third one:

Source: Email chain

The banana test

October 20, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully… Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?
Now click read more to see the analysis… Read more

Proverbs from Nigerian movies

October 20, 2008 by Cassandra Moyo · 1 Comment
Filed under: Film & TV, Joking around 

Nigerian movies have really become popular in Zimbabwe in recent years. Here is some re-distilled wisdom from the land of Olusegun…

He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest
A stitch in time…….. dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather…na the same mama born dem.
One good turn……… na correct power steering be that.
A bird in hand…….. wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
Half bread………. is better than buns. Read more

Could I have a push please

October 17, 2008 by Kufarisa Kwangu · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the morning.”

He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks. Read more

The biggest global use for cowhide

October 13, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
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What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? Read more

Jack and Jill are dead

October 10, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
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Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die? Read more

My empty hands can fill this

October 9, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
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What do you fill with empty hands? Read more

Holey container

October 8, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I? Read more

A room with no doors

October 7, 2008 by Harare Riddler · 1 Comment
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What kind of room has no windows or doors? Read more

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