The banana test

October 20, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully… Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?
Now click read more to see the analysis… Read more

Proverbs from Nigerian movies

October 20, 2008 by Cassandra Moyo · 1 Comment
Filed under: Film & TV, Joking around 

Nigerian movies have really become popular in Zimbabwe in recent years. Here is some re-distilled wisdom from the land of Olusegun…

He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest
A stitch in time…….. dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather…na the same mama born dem.
One good turn……… na correct power steering be that.
A bird in hand…….. wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
Half bread………. is better than buns. Read more

Could I have a push please

October 17, 2008 by Kufarisa Kwangu · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the morning.”

He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks. Read more

The biggest global use for cowhide

October 13, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? Read more

Jack and Jill are dead

October 10, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die? Read more

My empty hands can fill this

October 9, 2008 by Harare Riddler · Comment
Filed under: Joking around 

What do you fill with empty hands? Read more

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