Reunion of drunkards
I escaped life through this profound tunnel
But before, i carried a man called Emmanuel.
He persuaded me with with his pleading voice,
“Beer is very good example of bad choice,
The lovers of it are all dead and engraved.
So repent in the lord and you will be saved.”
A blink then took me somewhere strange,
I could not see anything from close range.
The sky was dark and it never seen sun,
I could not breath the air was none.
Wounds were all over, blood was streaming,
I was in painless state like i was dreaming. Read more
Could I have a push please
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the morning.”
He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks. Read more
Program set up to assist Zim alcoholics
The new Zimbabwean Government of National Unity (GNU) has its work cut out for it. Among the many national and international issues to be dealt with one problem rears its head more prominently than the others. Due to the sustained hardships that Zimbabweans have had to go through many have turned to alcohol for solace. The GNU is planning to set up a task force to deal with nine types of “problem drinkers” who are costing the fiscus millions of dollars a month. Read more
