Ndakusuwa marokko-bhanzi shamwari yeupenyu

June 5, 2009 · Posted in In Shona, Poetry · Comment 

Ndichitanga kukuona,

Ndaikuvenga chaizvo

Ndaisada kukuona

Wainge ibwe, waitoda sando kuti ndikupaze

Ndaipotsa kurutsa?

Apo ndaikudya

Nguva yakati yafamba

Mazuva, mwedzi, zvapindana

Ndakazotanga kukuda zvishoma nezvishoma

Wakazoti zvino woitwa neunyanzvi ,

Naana godobori vezvekubika!

Ndainge ndisisadi kurega kukudya!!

Ndaiti ndikakushaya,

Ndaiswera ndichisvimha, iyoka misodzi yeropa??

Nekuti ndaive ndapinda newe murudo kuti nya-a, Read more

Creative mathematics- easy expansion

October 24, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · 3 Comments 

I scanned your high school Maths & Physics exam answer sheets for your safe keeping.
Here’s the third one:

Source: Email chain

The biggest global use for cowhide

October 13, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? Read more

Jack and Jill are dead

October 10, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die? Read more

My empty hands can fill this

October 9, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

What do you fill with empty hands? Read more

Holey container

October 8, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I? Read more

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