Up and down the stairs

September 29, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

What goes up and down stairs without moving? Read more

Creative mathematics- a curvy graph

September 27, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · 1 Comment 

I scanned your high school Maths & Physics exam answer sheets for your safe keeping.
Here’s the second one:

Creative mathematics- an elephant helps

September 24, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

I scanned your high school Maths & Physics exam answer sheets for your safe keeping.
Here’s the first one:

The differences between men and women

September 11, 2008 · Posted in I was just thinking · Comment 

Names

  • If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
  • If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

Eating Out

  • When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
  • When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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A really bad day in Borrowdale

September 10, 2008 · Posted in Joking around · Comment 

A Borrowdale man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was testing the motorcycle engine and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.

The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. Read more

Where are we going?

September 9, 2008 · Posted in Joking around, Politics · Comment 

Source: Zimdaily.com

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