The “Dear John” letters
Dear John
I hope this finds you enormously irritated and above all curious. I am writing to let you know that nothing has changed and nothing will change and by jove I still do not like you. You however have something that belongs to me and I would very much like it if you gave it back to me. I dont care if you were using it and it has become part of you and all such nonsense , I want it back. Its my heart and I need it. By now you should have received yours back (I mailed it a week ago, ref number 249294) if its damaged claim from insurance as the postal service said it was covered. Please return my heart in one piece so i can get to the business of loving somebody else. I am prepared to fight for it so please just dont let it come to that.
waiting anxiously for what’s mine
Jane
Intelligent premiums, interest & meat
I have been subscribing to medical aid for many years now. I have never once in those years made a claim to my medical aid society. Recently, I have found myself wondering why on earth they continue to charge me the same as everyone else.
Short of expecting a refund, a thought which has been festering prominently in my mind lately, I at least expect to be made to pay less than someone who makes claims every month. Read more

