The banana test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully… Try and answer within 30 seconds
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A crafty dobberman
A wealthy man decides to go on a safari in Zimbabwe. He takes his faithful pet dobberman along for company. One day, the dobberman starts chasing butterflies and before long the dobberman discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dobberman thinks, “OK, I’m in deep trouble now!” Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion is about to leap, the dobberman exclaims loudly, “Boy, that was one delicious lion. I wonder if there are any more around here.” Read more
On The Zimbo Jam- Blame it On Us - By The ZimSwag BoyzIt's great that ZimSwag have apologised for the chaos at the stadium on Saturday. However, being an entertainment site, we were thinking that it would have been so much better if they were to release a musical version of that apology. We reckon it would sound very much like Akon's hit song Blame it On Me and would go something like this...
- Akon Show Organisers Issue ApologyZimSwag, the organisers of the Akon-Sean Paul Zimbabwe concert, have issued an apology for the chaos that reigned on the evening of the show and spoilt the experience for many who attended the event. "... we admit that there were a number of blunders on our side," says their statement in part.
- Optic Fibre Damage Causes Internet Downtime in ZimbabweInternet Service Providers in Zimbabwe are sending out notices to their customers about a major outage that has caused major Internet downtime in Zimbabwe and led to even slower connections than we are used to.
- Blame it On Us - By The ZimSwag Boyz