Could I have a push please
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the morning.”
He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks. Read more
Wedding website launched
A website that celebrates Zimbabwean weddings. This site is for everyone, those wishing to wed can log on to the site and view the best wedding service providers in the country.
This is shown in the 50 venue list that contains all the vital information that one needs in deciding the venue. There also exist on the other various pages tips for the groom, bride and parents, All wedding aspects are looked at from a proffessional and personal perspective.
A photo gallery also exists on the site where users can post their images free, and search through for friends and relatives that wedded in Zimbabwe.
Check it out: www.wuthando.com
I love you Jennifer!
The one and only! Jennifer Hudson poses at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles June 1, 2008. (Xinhua/Reuters)
I fell in love with Jennifer Hudson when I first saw her on American Idol. I have since been saving up to marry her- goodness knows what the lobola will be like.
However, I have learnt that she just got engaged to David Otunga. Arrrrrrggghh!!!! No! Jen! How about me!
I know I hadn’t told you but I am telling you now. I am a great Zimbabwean guy who will take care of you better than any David ever can.
I have been saving- in US dollars- to give you the time of your life girl. Were it not for the harsh economic conditions that I have had to endure I would have saved enough by now, but you know the deal. It’s been tough- but that hasn’t stopped me.
Ok, I hear Otunga got down on one knee at your 27th birthday party, but that’s nothing compared to what I have in store as a proposal and even less to what the rest of your life will be. I am smitten with you Jen. I cannot think of anything else. Wait a bit longer. I almost have enough money. I am coming for you.
Sipho
Sipho: Dad I want to marry Zandile
Dad : No ways my son, Zandile is your sister, her father was working
in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to Zandile, but pleas dont tell your Mum.
Sipho: Okay Dad.
Six months later Sipho had courted another lady called Zingisa.
Sipho: Dad I have Zingisa now and I want to marry her.
Dad: Son She is also my daughter, Her farther was also working at the
Mines so I impregnanted her Mum, please dont tell your Mum again. Read more
86 Mothers in Law?!
A news headline in mainstream media recently, reported of a guy who has 86 wives in Nigeria and was being threatened with banishment unless he divorced 82 of them. Now thats a fascinating story. 86 is a big number (except maybe in Zimdollar terms). Dare I imagine the life these almost-100 people live. Reading around on the same subject, I came across Wayne’s comment: “Man, that’s 86 Mothers-in-law!”. I start to think of the damage this does to the social lives of the children in this (or should I say ‘these’) famil(ies). Talk about suffering for the sins of the father! Read more
He has married many women…
He has married many women but has never married. Who is he? Read more
